The John Mayer Effect

No, no, don't cause a media-frenzy! I'm NOT talking about the douche-bag side of this man, I'm talking his good side: musician John Mayer.

Yep! Make me feel identified! Actually, there's two songs in the air that make me feel identified and pathetically hopeful. One is by John Mayer and the other one is by Michael Buble, but since I just found out that Michael Buble on the making on his video, his co-star Luisana Lopilato was actually his girlfriend it just screws up the whole "I'm lonely I haven't met you yet" feeling of the freakin' video!
So, I'm sticking with John Mayer's "Love Song for No One".

If you love melancholy then you're like me. Most of us women pleasure in drama and depression, it's like candy to us. The more we cry to manipulate a man the better and more empowered we feel. Right? Come on, don't deny it...you know what you're capable of! So, if feeling lonely makes you cry...just go ahead and let it out. I'm not saying you'll feel so much better after it, because sometimes you just feel worse. But once in a while, you just need to let it all out, and wallow in your own tears, alone that is, in your room or bathroom preferably...don't be letting it all out in the office. I will not be held responsible for your termination.

I know it's just Wednesday, and if you're lonely you're probably not even thinking about the weekend, so I'll modify the John Mayer song and say,"Staying home alone on a Wednesday..." Nah? Ok, let's stick to the original song. Youtube it while you read this, and just wallow with me...and all the rest of the momentarily-lonely girls.

Don't you just hate it when you're unhappy and everybody else around is so joyful? I'm not talking about I'm happy because I'm a happy person. I'm talking in-love-happy, I'm-getting-married happy, I-just-got-engaged happy, I-have-a-date-tonight happy.....oh soo annoying. (I have a feeling some of you will hate me right about now!)

Well, we've all been in both positions I guess. Being happy because you're with someone and being unhappy because you're alone. Then again, sometimes you're unhappy because you're with someone too, so...to sum it up, we're all just searching for that "thing" that makes us feel alive, sparkly, excited, impatient, etc. That feeling you get when you're just starting out with someone that feels sooo great, you can't wait to see him/her, you're nervous, every kiss is just perfect, sex is the-best-you've-ever-had (ok, maybe not so sure about this one teeheehee), but all in all you're just the happiest person around work, you smile at everyone and you find yourself singing along to "I can see clearly now the rain is gone...." (or your happy-feel-good song of choice for that matter).


I'm not about to give you advice on how to be less lonely or how to get a guy. The fact of the matter is I don't know myself, I'm learning too. Some say hang out with the girls, but guess this don't work if all your girls got a man??!! Others say, work out, exercise!! I say...nahh Ok it does work I admit it (and by now you think I'm fat jaja) but when you're depressed and feeling lonely the least thing you want to do is go and work out, with a bunch of sweaty guys at the gym of which you can count 3 that are hot and are either gay or married! Speaking of which, do you find yourself, that when you're guy-less, date-less and sex-less you tend to search and scan every place you go for a guy that could be "the one" or just "a date"? Hmm...I've been analyzing my thinking and I tend to do that a lot..does that mean I'm desperate?

So, I just wanted to let all you lonely girls out there know, that you're NOT ALONE IN BEING ALONE! So just hang in there..and come hang out with me and the girls...for sure one thing we're good at is cracking up and dishing the sarcasm on the previous douche-bags of our life! (Hmm...should probably call Jess Simpson up to dish on Mayer...)

Signing off!!
Naked Woman