Wanna see me NAKED?

Strap your seat belt on because you're along for one heck of a ride!


So you've read the books that tell you what men want, those who instruct you on how you're supposed to react when you get approached at a bar, those that tell you how to dress, those that tell you that you should be a lady and be chased (Ja! ironic they say "lady" and "chased" in the same sentences as if we were animals down in Africa!). Exactly, you know which ones I'm talking about. And to make matters even worse, the books get turned into movies. Hollywood just can't get enough dough on their hands can they? And there you are, watching TV on a Saturday night, reading away, feeling the tears dropping down your cheeks because the TV screen portrays this stereotypical image of a "happy ending" and you're wondering..Where the fuck is mine?

Well, newsflash honey! I'VE BEEN THERE! We've all been there. In fact, I am there right now! (sarcastic giggling). Now, please don't mistake this blog for a self-help, a tutoring in men-behaviour, or some kind of movie-in-the-making-script, because it's just NOT!

So you wonder..ok, what is this then? Well, many of you or most of you I might say were taught at home to be classy, dignified women. This means that you cross your legs when appropriate and you shut your mouth when someone curses you. You respond kindly and always have a smile in hand. (Yes, sort of like that "Bree" character in the famous Desperate Housewives.) So, this is your space, your chance to free your mind FREE YOUR MOUTH (or your fingers for that matter) and type away your frustrations! Show the rest of the women out there AND THE MEN what a REAL woman feels like when she gets screwed over, when she's lied to, when she's cheated on, when she cheats, when she feels lonely, when she feels objectified, when she feels used, deceived, betrayed, sad, dissappointed or when she just needs a freakin' time out from her man and needs a dosage of female-oriented voices!

So, if I were a rockstar I'd say: ROCK ON! But since I'm a writer (a scorned one!!) I will say:
WRITE ON!