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Aren't you tired of watching cleaning product ads showing just women as in charge of the house? 

Or, how about feeling like a whore when u had sex with a guy that's not your boyfriend? 

But how come they feel like MACHOS? 

Or, maybe you're just fed up with the idea of this chauvenistic male society calling us the weakest se x?

Well, if you are not tired of it, I am!!  

 La sociedad nos creó una imagen… so what!?? We can change that.  I'm just trying to make a point here en el que porqué y lo repitooo ¿porqué tenemos que soportarlo??? 

¿Porqué si ellos hablan mal de las mujeres, pq no hablamos mal de ellos, pq si a ellos no les importa denigrarnos porque a nosotras si? ¿Porqué bajamos la cabeza y ellos se exaltan como pavos reales? 

Es en serio,  que hueva me dan los hombres más idiotas, y digo más idiotas porque vienen en categorías hay algunos menos que otros. Let's not forget I do have a boyfriend who is as well un idiota pero sometimes his levels go down. Bueno, dije sometimes, jaja ok ok. Se que existen mujeres que dirán: "pero mi novio o esposo es tan comprensivo, he's so great." 

Well honey leave this blog cause you have an alien boyfriend or simply gay. Yo se que todos pueden ser lindos y toda la paja, pero no se les quita lo machistas! I'm not saying guys are bad, I'm just saying que we need equal rights y por equal rights no me refiero a que nos traten bien (that's never gonna happen) asi que by that me refiero a que we should treat them the same way they treat us, cause that means equal rights jajajajajaj. 

¿O no? 

Y,  para hacer eso solo hay que abrir la boca y masticarlos just like gum. They are not that different, some are tasty, some are not, unos son de grandes burbujas otros unas mas pequeñitas, unos te dura el sabor bastante tiempo y otros poco, unos son de un color y otros de otro, unos huelen bien y otros no, bueno bueno pero al final they can all burst in your face or loose their taste. Es decir, siempre al final aunque hayan hecho todo para conquistarnos, cuando ya nos tienen junto a ellos siempre sacan sus tonteras machistas, sus orgullos, sus indiferencias, redondeándolo todo a estupideces jajaja.

Well, I've had enough for this session así que solo espero que saquemos todo lo que hay dentro de nosotras, porque también debemos cumplir nuestro papel en la sociedad, no solo pueden haber machistas, también existimos nosotras las feministas.

 Way to go for equal rights!!!

Til then,
The nakedgirl
Writer for TheNakedWomanBlog.com

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The John Mayer Effect

No, no, don't cause a media-frenzy! I'm NOT talking about the douche-bag side of this man, I'm talking his good side: musician John Mayer.

Yep! Make me feel identified! Actually, there's two songs in the air that make me feel identified and pathetically hopeful. One is by John Mayer and the other one is by Michael Buble, but since I just found out that Michael Buble on the making on his video, his co-star Luisana Lopilato was actually his girlfriend it just screws up the whole "I'm lonely I haven't met you yet" feeling of the freakin' video!
So, I'm sticking with John Mayer's "Love Song for No One".

If you love melancholy then you're like me. Most of us women pleasure in drama and depression, it's like candy to us. The more we cry to manipulate a man the better and more empowered we feel. Right? Come on, don't deny it...you know what you're capable of! So, if feeling lonely makes you cry...just go ahead and let it out. I'm not saying you'll feel so much better after it, because sometimes you just feel worse. But once in a while, you just need to let it all out, and wallow in your own tears, alone that is, in your room or bathroom preferably...don't be letting it all out in the office. I will not be held responsible for your termination.

I know it's just Wednesday, and if you're lonely you're probably not even thinking about the weekend, so I'll modify the John Mayer song and say,"Staying home alone on a Wednesday..." Nah? Ok, let's stick to the original song. Youtube it while you read this, and just wallow with me...and all the rest of the momentarily-lonely girls.

Don't you just hate it when you're unhappy and everybody else around is so joyful? I'm not talking about I'm happy because I'm a happy person. I'm talking in-love-happy, I'm-getting-married happy, I-just-got-engaged happy, I-have-a-date-tonight happy.....oh soo annoying. (I have a feeling some of you will hate me right about now!)

Well, we've all been in both positions I guess. Being happy because you're with someone and being unhappy because you're alone. Then again, sometimes you're unhappy because you're with someone too, so...to sum it up, we're all just searching for that "thing" that makes us feel alive, sparkly, excited, impatient, etc. That feeling you get when you're just starting out with someone that feels sooo great, you can't wait to see him/her, you're nervous, every kiss is just perfect, sex is the-best-you've-ever-had (ok, maybe not so sure about this one teeheehee), but all in all you're just the happiest person around work, you smile at everyone and you find yourself singing along to "I can see clearly now the rain is gone...." (or your happy-feel-good song of choice for that matter).


I'm not about to give you advice on how to be less lonely or how to get a guy. The fact of the matter is I don't know myself, I'm learning too. Some say hang out with the girls, but guess this don't work if all your girls got a man??!! Others say, work out, exercise!! I say...nahh Ok it does work I admit it (and by now you think I'm fat jaja) but when you're depressed and feeling lonely the least thing you want to do is go and work out, with a bunch of sweaty guys at the gym of which you can count 3 that are hot and are either gay or married! Speaking of which, do you find yourself, that when you're guy-less, date-less and sex-less you tend to search and scan every place you go for a guy that could be "the one" or just "a date"? Hmm...I've been analyzing my thinking and I tend to do that a lot..does that mean I'm desperate?

So, I just wanted to let all you lonely girls out there know, that you're NOT ALONE IN BEING ALONE! So just hang in there..and come hang out with me and the girls...for sure one thing we're good at is cracking up and dishing the sarcasm on the previous douche-bags of our life! (Hmm...should probably call Jess Simpson up to dish on Mayer...)

Signing off!!
Naked Woman

Wanna see me NAKED?

Strap your seat belt on because you're along for one heck of a ride!


So you've read the books that tell you what men want, those who instruct you on how you're supposed to react when you get approached at a bar, those that tell you how to dress, those that tell you that you should be a lady and be chased (Ja! ironic they say "lady" and "chased" in the same sentences as if we were animals down in Africa!). Exactly, you know which ones I'm talking about. And to make matters even worse, the books get turned into movies. Hollywood just can't get enough dough on their hands can they? And there you are, watching TV on a Saturday night, reading away, feeling the tears dropping down your cheeks because the TV screen portrays this stereotypical image of a "happy ending" and you're wondering..Where the fuck is mine?

Well, newsflash honey! I'VE BEEN THERE! We've all been there. In fact, I am there right now! (sarcastic giggling). Now, please don't mistake this blog for a self-help, a tutoring in men-behaviour, or some kind of movie-in-the-making-script, because it's just NOT!

So you wonder..ok, what is this then? Well, many of you or most of you I might say were taught at home to be classy, dignified women. This means that you cross your legs when appropriate and you shut your mouth when someone curses you. You respond kindly and always have a smile in hand. (Yes, sort of like that "Bree" character in the famous Desperate Housewives.) So, this is your space, your chance to free your mind FREE YOUR MOUTH (or your fingers for that matter) and type away your frustrations! Show the rest of the women out there AND THE MEN what a REAL woman feels like when she gets screwed over, when she's lied to, when she's cheated on, when she cheats, when she feels lonely, when she feels objectified, when she feels used, deceived, betrayed, sad, dissappointed or when she just needs a freakin' time out from her man and needs a dosage of female-oriented voices!

So, if I were a rockstar I'd say: ROCK ON! But since I'm a writer (a scorned one!!) I will say:
WRITE ON!